Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?
) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!
We have been around since 23 March 2000 and, with your help, we hope to be around long into the future.
Text flirting becomes a lot easier when you know the do’s and don’ts of texting girls.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? And don’t get me wrong, I’m not talking about change-her-life-epiphany kind of value.If your text does something as simple as put a smile on her face, you’re on the right track.Don’t dwell in the past Let’s say you take a risk in your text flirting and wind up saying something the girl doesn’t like (or you say something and never hear a response). Sending messages like this just dig the guy into an even deeper hole as it makes him look needy and desperate.A common mistake guys make here is they start apologizing – profusely. Do move the conversation forward If you upset the girl don’t dwell on it. Show her that it’s no big deal by moving the conversation forward.