Funny quotes about dating and relationships

And you certainly weren't my friend in high school.Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. I hope you're getting this down." Woody Allen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Women marry men hoping they will change. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I was married by a judge.A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.Discrimination, prejudice, xenophobia, arrogance, bullying, racism, sexism, ageism, etc., should not be permitted or tolerated or encouraged in organizational communications - whether in messages between staff, or from staff to consumers/customers.

It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems." Shelley Winters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." Mae West -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." Cher -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't have sex man. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." Steve Martin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." Joan Rivers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "To love is to suffer. Jean Kerr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is a fire.

Dating can often be frustrating, especially if someone has been holding that single card for a while, but the key to conquering that frustration is to find joy in everyday things, including movies.

Helpful dating tips are actually up for grabs in a lot of cinematic gems.